
I was lucky enough on this trip to interview none other than the late Adolf Hitler.

Kevorkian has just unstrapped me from the gurney after yet another controlled near-death experience. What can be said to our young people, now that psychopathic personalities, which is to say persons without consciences, without senses of pity or shame, have taken all the money in the treasuries of our government and corporations and made it all their own?” Our president is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler. My last words? "Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse." I am a veteran of the Second World War and I have to say this is the not the first time I surrendered to a pitiless war machine. Like my distinct betters Einstein and Twain, I now give up on people too. Don't you wish you could have something named after you? Shrapnel was invented by an Englishman of the same name.
RUSTY SHACKLEFORD TV
War is now a form of TV entertainment, and what made the First World War so particularly entertaining were two American inventions, barbed wire and the machine gun. So I am a man without a country, except for the librarians and a Chicago paper called "In These Times."īefore we attacked Iraq, the majestic "New York Times" guaranteed there were weapons of destruction there.Īlbert Einstein and Mark Twain gave up on the human race at the end of their lives, even though Twain hadn't even seen the First World War.

In case you haven't noticed, we also dehumanize our own soldiers, not because of their religion or race, but because of their low social class. We wound 'em and kill 'em and torture 'em and imprison 'em all we want. In case you haven't noticed, our unelected leaders have dehumanized millions and millions of human beings simply because of their religion and race. In case you haven't noticed, we are now as feared and hated all over the world as the Nazi's once were. “In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which thousands of African Americans were arbitrarily disenfranchised, we now present ourselves to the rest of the world as proud, grinning, jut-jawed, pitiless war-lovers with appalling powerful weaponry - who stand unopposed.
